Cinema Service Co., Ltd Presents
A Taewon Entertainment Production
Cinema Service Co., Ltd Co Production
Soup is getting cold.
You all should be looking for jobs.
Not me.
We have to kick your ass to join the gang.
Dickhead!
JUNG Jun- ho
YOON Soy
KIM Hye-na
I haven't used my legs yet.
Son of a bitch!
Stop right there!
Directed by PARK Heung- sik
The Twins
Get back here, asshole! Get out of here!
Depot Market
Myung-su! Son of a bitch!
You thought you could run?
Damn! Not again!
Get back here!
That freaking rat!
Stop right there! Get them!
You won't blow me or let me go down on you?
I said not my left tit!
Don't hit me, jerk!
I know some chicks shave their pubic hair.
But taping a tit? You're a joke!
You bitch! I did everything else!
I said not my left tit from the start!
What the fuck! You sure you're a hooker?
Die, bitch!
Fucker!
Myung-su, stop... Stop it.
A violation of a fair trade!
I paid but didn't get to shag. And check this out.
- He beat the shit out of me! - Look... Look!
Look!
I heard you.
So shut the hell up!
- You wanna sue him. - Right.
She wants to sue you.
And he doesn't wanna pay your hospital bill.
This is gonna get ugly.
And I will call your wife
and tell her that...
...you beat a hooker.
What? You're a Democratic officer.
Protect my privacy. Come on, we're all men.
I'm Republican!
Hey, Chief.
PARK Hyun-su, what are you doing here?
What happened? Did he beat you?
You... You're in worse shape.
He's a twin brother of PARK Hyun-su.
- A twin brother? - Yeah.
Let me see.
They're carbon copies.
Who's an older brother?
I was born 2 minutes and 17 seconds earlier.
Your mom must've had a hard time.
He's our new chief.
Way to go, Depot Boy. You messed up again?
Depot Boy? Is it like a ball boy?
Or a baseball player?
A pitcher or catcher?
Neither. His name is Myung-su.
Quite famous around here.
I hear your brother got into
Seoul Nat'I University.
The whole town is talking about him.
What college did you get into?
He got expelled from middle school.
You were a player, huh?
- You took care of this? - Yes, we're done.
You can leave now.
- What? - Go on.
Damn Republicans!
What are you doing now?
What the hell do you
tape your left tit for?
I told you I had a burn. It's ugly.
Some pimp cut it with a knife, didn't he?
By the way,
you should speak honorific to me.
You told me you were 25.
But you're only a year older.
I saw it back there.
A good one year!
You're an older brother by 2 minutes.
2 minutes and 17 seconds!
But he never treats me like one.
So Soon-hui is your real name?
What hooker uses her real name?
Now you know.
It's so tacky they think it's an alias.
It's a secret, okay?
By the way, Hyun-soo is graduating tomorrow.
You must feel sour.
I'm not sour.
I'm happy for him.
Come by tomorrow.
I'll give you some.
Crazy bitch!
Take care of yourself.
Hey you!
Did you see Hyun-su's face? What was that?
A graduation present?
Let go!
What did you do with the tray?
Your brother got into...
...Seoul Nat'I University with flying colors.
But you, an older brother, do nothing but fight!
Come here.
Knock it off!
If I'd gone to high school,
I could've gone to college too.
Listen to yourself.
Did I tell you not to?
You were too busy fighting!
Deliver it to the station manager.
Why can't that old fart
come down here and eat?
Are you coming tomorrow to Hyun-su's graduation?
Not coming!
Isn't he quick-witted?
She doesn't want me there. Why the hell ask?
A letter of commendation. PARK Hyun-su.
With his excellent academic achievements...
- That's my son. My son! - Hereby, I award him
a scholarship. Granted by Gunsan City Mayor.
Hyun-su!
Don't let them get to you in Seoul.
Who are you?
You're a law school student.
At Seoul Nat'I University!
Of your contemporaries,
you're the king.
Don't worry about money.
I'll work my butt off to pay
your way through college.
The Bar should be a piece of cake for you.
Pass it before you graduate.
Forget the military duty too.
I feel sorry for Myung-su,
but it's for our family.
Middle school drop-outs can't go to the army.
But he's dying to enlist.
Trust me. I can talk him into it.
You can return the favor when you make it big later.
What's a brother for?
What?
Do me a favor.
Joining the army for you?
No freaking problem. For the glory of our family!
I owe you one.
Sorry. I didn't know you'd come.
If my mom finds out, she'll kill me.
Leaving tomorrow? Did you all pack up?
Yes. What about you?
I found a room near a local college.
In 4 years, you'll be a prosecutor.
And I'll be a teacher at a middle school.
How many times?
This is the tenth.
We first did it the day after the SAT.
- We did? - Then every Saturday since.
- Hold on. - Take it off.
You love me, don't you?
Shit! Look, I'm sorry.
I'm not Hyun-su.
I'm his brother, Myung-su.
I've passed off as him
to bonk a high school girl.
Why couldn't that bastard go to a brothel?
Goddamn horny nerd!
She has kick-ass skin.
Be well!
Take care of yourself.
Life sucks.
Life?
Every cloud has a silver lining.
You're only 20.
What do you know about life?
Soon-hui.
Yeah?
What's your dream?
Getting married.
To a responsible guy like you.
Why?
Nothing.
I just wanna see under that tape. It's that bad?
Watch it, or I'll cut it off!
Ahhh... It hurts!
Good.
Why not to the classroom?
I don't want others to see.
Should I help you to the classroom?
It's okay. I have crutches.
You can go now. Go on.
Thanks.
Are you okay?
Yeah.
Thanks.
I'm PARK Hyun-su, a junior for Law.
I'm a freshman for Korean Lit.
Okay. Your name?
Huh? It's OH Soon-hui.
What?
Tacky, isn't it?
They named me that
so I could have a long life.
Tacky, but a lot better than Soon-ja.
With you, we can rule this town.
Myung-su, join our gang.
Shut up, asshole.
This is the only and last time I'm helping you.
If things get ugly later and you rat on me,
I will kill you.
Stop being a sissy, man.
Why waste your talent on those dirty whores?
It's a damn shame.
There's nothing cleaner than those whores.
I've heard a lot about you, Myung-su.
No thug dares to touch the depot street.
With that Shortypants, that's awesome.
It's Smartypants, not Shortypants!
Watch it, Flatfish.
Be quiet, assholes!
That's it.
They'll learn a lesson for invading our turf.
Shake a leg, assholes!
You said they were A few.
Quite a few!
Get them!
Smartypants, here!
What the hell did you eat for dinner?!
Stay inside!
What's all this?
You'd better not know.
You sure it's a gang job?
Damn, you're so suspicious!
If not, I'll kill you.
Voila!
Wow!
I've learned the meaning of this Latin word.
It means an immortal love.
The Bar is coming up, isn't it?
Yeah.
Don't feel burdened.
You don't have to pass it while you're in school.
You remove the cast tomorrow?
Yeah.
I'd love for you to come.
Can you make time?
Your parents will be there.
They'd like to meet you.
I'll come then.
I got the money they promised.
Here. It's yours.
I think he acted alone on this one.
Let's go party tonight!
Party my ass!
This is why they put you down.
If we get caught, we're dead meat, stupid.
I'll pay for your noodles.
Over here.
You're hard to see lately.
I've been busy. Who's this?
Say hi, Young-hui. He's our guardian angel.
Name's Myung-su.
I heard you take good care
of working girls here.
Okay.
I'm S... S... Smartypants.
Why do you s... s... stutter?
Dammit!
I'll take you to K... K... Karaoke.
It's an early present for passing the Bar.
I'm taking it again next year.
You didn't do well?
I bet I passed it.
Then what?
Just passing it isn't enough.
What do you mean?
I'm from a poor family.
To be recognized,
I need to pass it with flying colors.
You okay?
Mr. OH, CEO of Balhae Construction, killed himself in his house
Death of the third biggest construction company's CEO...
...put the whole country in shock.
Meanwhile, it's known that
he'd been under investigation for
violating National Security Laws.
Having lived in the North until the Korean War,
he contacted a North Korean
embassy in Northern Yemen
to track down his family still in North.
Wake up, Mom!
Mom, look at me!
Following its CEO's death, the company was
taken over by Taewoo Group.
However, he claimed in his will for his daughter
that he was set up
as he joined a consortium led by Taewoo Group.
He also claimed that the violation...
...of National Security Laws against him was forged
in an attempt to take over his company.
Nobody can come to the phone.
Please leave your message after the beep.
It's me.
Nobody can come to the phone.
Please leave your message after the beep.
This is Mom. I got your draft notice.
We need to take care of this for your future.
It's me.
Mom...
I can't cry.
I feel like crying, but...
Myung-su, do this. Please?
You've always wanted to join the Marine Corps.
Why chang your words.
No way. I'm not joining the army for you.
And I got... I got a girl.
What?!
Who did you touch this time?
Did you knock her up?
Come on, I didn't touch anybody!
I'll pay you back.
"He reaps as he has sown"!
Your dad was your age, and I was only 17.
I was tricked into having you
with his honeyed-words.
Look how I turned out.
He was so good in bed that
I couldn't leave him.
What, he lasted long?
Myung-su, please do this.
Your dad's last words were,
"Be obedient to women."
So please listen to Mom.
I'll take her.
I'm leaving. Consider it.
Bye.
Hyun-su...
When you were little, your dad played favorites.
He only liked you.
He even made me put an egg only in your bowl.
Myung-su knew it but never complained.
One day I saw him chanting before a hencoop.
"Do me a favor, Hen."
"Lay four eggs tonight
for everybody in our family."
He did that all night long.
He's a troublemaker
but a right-minded boy.
Damn!
Why the hell not.
Come on, smile.
Say cheese.
No, say butter instead.
Yeah, that's it.
Smile naturally. That's good.
You're good.
I bet you can make a career out of modeling.
So cool!
How much have you saved?
Just debts, right?
I knew it. You need to borrow money?
- No. - You know I can save.
I have some put aside. How much do you need?
That's not it.
Add this to your savings.
It's yours. Go back home.
What money is this?
You stole it?
Go home and get married. Or move to Seoul.
You're pretty enough to work in Seoul.
It's about time you took off.
I don't have a home
I grew up at an orphanage
and finished high school.
I wanted to stay there, looking after the younger ones.
But the director raped me.
So did his freaking son.
That's how I ended up here. This is my home.
I'm going to the army.
You fucked up and are going under, aren't you?
Keep it a secret.
It's on behalf of Hyun-su.
I don't think he passed the Bar.
Don't. Why are you doing it for Hyun-su?
I told you I'd always wanted to go to the military.
Think I'm gone deep-sea fishing.
Why does he always
make you do things for him?
Bastard!
When is it?
The notice came long ago.
It's tomorrow.
And you didn't tell me until now?!
Give me your right hand.
You didn't tape it?
My tits are different in size.
Left one is bigger and prettier. No knife scar, either.
Why did you tape it then?
Don't laugh, okay?
I really wanna...
get married and have babies.
But I have nothing to give to my husband-to-be.
So I wanted to keep it clean for him only.
You've protected me.
Whoever it's gonna be...
He will understand
if I let you grab it once.
- Victory! - Victory!
You received a citation at the boot camp.
Yes, Sir!
First time ever in life, Sir!
You're humble
for a law school student.
You're handsome and smart.
You have it all going on.
Attention! Salute!
Her mom isn't here. Go easy on her.
Come on, daddy
Take it off.
My tank-top?
I mean, put on a shirt. It's too revealing.
I can't study when I'm hot.
I can't study when I'm turned on!
- Really? - Put it on!
You sure you study law?
Why don't we sneak out?
We're not studying anyway.
You're to study alone.
How could a human being read this thing?
Congratulations! Attorney PARK Hyun- su
- A bowl of soup, please. - Okay.
God, it's my son!
Are you on leave?
Are you happy to see Hyun-su or Myung-su?
Son of a gun!
You came out of me too.
I shouldn't have agreed.
I'm not a marine who fights,
but a marine that teaches!
What do I know to teach?
I think the commander is
trying to set us up.
I'd gobble her up if I weren't playing Hyun-su.
Shut up and gobble this up!
Hang in there. Hyun-su is gonna be huge.
Man, haven't I missed your soup!
Eat up.
Why is the market so deserted?
The economy is so bad.
On top of that, it's the big shopping malls.
They don't shop at small markets any more.
And all the girls left too.
There was a fire 2 months ago.
Fire engines were useless.
Two girls died.
Poor things!
Myung-su!
I'm sorry.
I couldn't tell you earlier.
I had her ashes laid here
temporarily.
Good.
Go get the master monk
to marry our souls. Right now!
Tell him I'll burn down
the temple if he refuses.
I'm sorry.
Should I keep the bankbook until you get discharged?
What bankbook?
Soon-hui left a bankbook,
and it's in your name.
Find out what orphanage she is from.
Young-hui said she's from one in Mokpo.
Check them all out then.
One more thing.
Bring some boys with you Whack the director
and his frigging son.
You were to look after her, not to rape her!
Their heads didn't crash. Do it again.
Shortypants, are you playing?
Do it right this time.
You rats!
Look, Shortypants.
I wouldn't mind taking out these bitches.
What about those kids?
Shortypants, why don't you run this place with your gal?
It's Smartypants! If only Myung-su were here...
Mom finally went where Dad is.
If she had waken up,
I could've forgiven them.
Mr. PARK Myung-su?
Excuse me. Mr. PARK Myung-su?
I'm Myung-su.
I have your draft notice. Please sign it.
- A draft notice? - Yes.
But I left the Marine Corps a month ago.
Go again!
I'm not tutoring any more. No way.
That's PARK Hyun-su.
I'm looking for PARK Myung-su.
Myung-su? I'm Myung-su.
PARK Myung-su. ID # is 770525-1142021.
That's me, but I've done the military.
Even if I hadn't, I don't go. I'm a middle school drop-out.
A middle school drop-out...
That's no prize!
Get up and deliver!
I'm an ex-marine
and too old for this shit.
Keep it down!
You aren't an ex-marine.
You just came back from deep-sea fishing.
And I'm still doing this at my age.
Stop bumming around
and take over my business.
Are you nuts?
I'd rather work at an orphanage
under Smartypants.
You can do that later.
Shut up and deliver now.
You only deliver to the train station and police box.
Damn, my life sucks.
It's quite peaceful tonight
with no fuck-ups.
When you're not busy,
take turns eating at our place.
I'm tired of delivering.
- Myung-su. - What?
Put your arms out.
What for? Wanna cuff me or something?
We got him, Sir.
I got him.
Quit playing.
A few years ago, you hit a truck at the harbor.
Didn't you?
Flatfish is in the can
for murder.
He talked about it.
We know you were just an accomplice.
The prescription for burglary is 10 years, which is still far.
But you'll be indicted for larceny.
In that case,
the prescription expires in 5 days.
It feels good to have a place to go to.
You know things never work out for me.
Let me call my mom.
Your mom? Go head.
Here.
It's me.
Go under for 5 days.
Do as I say, Shortypants!
Hello?
Prosecutor PARK? This is Chan- ki from Gunsan.
Chan-ki! You're with the Gunsan office?
You never told me
you had a twin brother.
Myung-su is in my office.
What? Myung-su?
This asshole is nothing but an obstacle in my life.
Hello? Are you listening?
I have to go. I have an important meeting.
Yeah, that's burglary. Put him away for that.
He's a skeleton in the closet
for our family.
He's here.
Come in.
Leave us.
Mr. Chief Prosecutor?
You know, I'm...
A former chief prosecutor as of last week!
Sit down.
Do you know me?
Sure, Congressman JUNG.
A former director at NSA.
How do you do?
President KIM from Taewoo Group.
Do you have any idea why you're here?
No, Sir.
You know what we're going through,
don't you?
Are you married?
Not yet.
Meet a nice girl.
"Don't trust any girls, even your mother."
That's true. Look at me.
I had to resign over chitchat
by ladies while golfing. How embarrassing!
What Golf Gate?
It should've been gossip.
I can't believe they held hearings for that.
Where are you from?
From Gunsan, Sir.
Gunsan...
Not this coming election.
But I'll help you run for the next one.
Politics costs money.
A lot of money.
I know, Sir.
Start your law firm.
I was appointed as a prosecutor only 6 months ago.
We want you to take our case.
But I'm just a...
We still have a lot to do for this country.
We didn't seek you because we didn't know law or
didn't have power or money.
If a young capable man like you
volunteers to defend us...
It's a beautiful thing.
You're gonna cover Culture?
Well, it'll be a good break for you.
I'm even considering quitting.
What?
Writing news articles...
I feel as if I were living someone else's life.
What if I become a subject of the news?
What are you talking about?
They're leaving. Go wait in the car.
Give me the camera!
Quick!
PARK Hyun-su?
This is it.
Since you're new, it's not gonna be easy.
You have a newcomer. Go easy on him.
Sit down.
On your knees!
Chirpy!
The cell leader is sleeping. Let's do this quietly.
- What'd you get? - 1 year.
For what?
A theft.
What, a shoplifting?
What's going on here?
A shoplifter in our cell?
- It's the lowest... - Chirpy!
He's sleeping.
This is too much. Murder for our cell leader.
Burglary for Snake. Also murder for Plane.
This bitch is an infamous serial arsonist.
For your information, he's my partner in bed.
And
I'm in for...
Love!
Love my ass!
It's a marriage scheme!
You got 7 years for it.
It must be the world record.
I was in love with a few
simultaneously.
Due to the communication problem, I had to...
- Save it. - Fucking shit.
What?!
When was the last time you had sex?
It's been a while.
Cut the crap!
Try to remember and tell us everything.
Let us get a woody.
Try to make us come if you can.
Should I get you tissue?
Give it a best shot.
I don't quite remember.
Son of a bitch!
What the hell is going on?
Did we wake you, Boss?
What's this?
Sorry, Sir. We have a newcomer.
A newcomer?
Bro!
Myung-su, aren't you?
You... Flatfish!
Forgive me, Bro.
My mouth talked against my will.
Kill me please!
Bro!
What's going on here?
Damn! What's he doing here?
Myung-su! My baby!
Let me look at you.
Hey, Hyun-su.
Long time, no see.
You're looking good!
Look at you. You're like a noblewoman.
Mom, give it.
Give you what?
Tofu! That keeps me
from going back to jail.
Myung-su, I'm sorry.
You need to go back in.
What are you talking about?
I just got out!
I know.
But it's for our family.
What the...
She's threatening to sue him for a marriage scheme.
If she does, that's it for our family.
He's on a huge case.
When it's over, he'll be a national figure.
What's a brother for?
He can get you out in a few months.
You're now an ex-con. It won't make any difference.
Without him, there's no you.
If he's sued, there goes his marriage...
...with the daughter of Mr. Kim, CEO of Taewoo Group.
Hold on.
So I don't use your name as I did for the military?
She sues me
and I go back there in my name? I won't! I can't!
I'd do it for murder.
But for a marriage scheme? No way!
"Be obedient to women."
I'll listen to all the girls except you.
- You! - It's okay, Mom.
Myung-su, please. Think of our family name.
There's no way I'm going in for Love.
And since when did we have a family name?
You should've watched it, son of a bitch!
You call your brother a SOB?
What am I then, a bitch?!
You stay out of it.
I'd rather jump out of the car than see you fight!
Let go! I'll kill myself!
Let go of me! Let go!
I absolutely loved it.
It was shorter though.
What a boy!
Myung-su? What are you doing here?
That's...
Who's this girl?
Why are you wearing glasses?
Don't tell me you impersonated me again.
We're gonna be late for a seminar.
Let's go.
Is he your twin brother?
He's a pain in the neck and an ex-con.
Who pulled strings for you?
It's odd you were sent to the same prison.
And the same cell?
How long time this ceremmony?
- Am I lucky or What? - You know What?
I hope this newcomer has a clean ass.
Good gracious!
How are you?
Bro, what happened?
Come on, sit down.
You just got out of here.
What are you back in for?
M...
Murder?
What the hell happened?
It's not murder, asshole.